Thursday 14 May 2015

When the world conspired to spoil my day 


Some days just start like that. It's like everything is destined to go wrong. You are late leaving the bed,late for your walk,exercises,the newspaper has not been delivered with the milk.And to top it all your maid, yes you have guessed it right, rings up to inform she is not coming for the next two days..................................did she have a premonition about the refrigerator breaking down the previous night?

Wow! what a start

You go to the kitchen and start thinking about breakfast and lunch, seriously now. You are absolutely clueless( I know what the self righteous do-it-yourself moms are thinking now about me!)

That nagging question, "Aaj kya banayein? Shall I manage with bread?Should I ring up and find out what is available at the corner shop?The kids will love it. Aren't they always nagging for something chatpata?"

You have now successfully negotiated that problem of breakfast. Now casting a dirty look at the sink and taking a deep breath you start attacking the dishes, all the while cursing your hard luck, the maid,your neighbors and the world in general.

Remember that question-aaj kya banayein still is bothering you, when you have brainwave, an absolute spectacular flash!
Wasn't chotu complaining about stomach ache last night and now see he has gorged himself of all that junk food, kind courtesy breakfast. REALLY.

You head into the living room and announce clear and loud

OK, EVERYBODY. ITS  KHICHRI  FOR LUNCH!!!!!!!!!

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